Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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