I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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