I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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