summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's just like the Real World with babies
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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