Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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