Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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