I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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