he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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