Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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