I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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