I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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