I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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