He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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