You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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