She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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