the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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