I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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