Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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