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• (708): View more from Illinois

  chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Yah man, that place is surreal

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  Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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• (518): View more from New York

  i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.

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