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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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(219): View more from Indiana

She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

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(956): View more from Texas

Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity

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(+45): View more from Denmark

You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just Tebowed the shit out of her.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.

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(631): View more from New York

Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are

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(914): View more from New York

I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.

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