why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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