I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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