Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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