hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Are my feet made of real feet?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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