Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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