Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize