summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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