This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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