how can u be prego again
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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