I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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