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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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