it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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