People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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