Your dad touched me again.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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