we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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How's work?
Spinning.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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