so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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