Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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