Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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