well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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