I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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