sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I only lived at night.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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