Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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