So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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