Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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