ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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