I need help removing her.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
