At least make sure they are 18
Why
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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