ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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