I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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