brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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