she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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