is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
