this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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