Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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