ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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